“Where Hot Moms are Caught and Fucked in the Anus” is the oddly-phrased tagline for Mom’s Anal Adventure. Sounds more like these old ladies are bag and tagged before they’re hammered up the Hershey Highway. Anyway you slice it, mommies are getting anally reamed. Anus isn’t my favorite word to describe the action, but if the webmasters’ thought it was the right word for the occasion, then I’ll end my digressing here.

Boasting over “50 gigs” of “hot anal MILFs”, Mom’s Anal Adventure is one long journey. With episode titles like Maria’s Massive Fun Bags and Astrid Gets Ass Ripped, you know you’re in for a hell of a ride. Prices range from a limited 3-day trial for less than 5 bucks to a monthly all-you-can-eat platter for $23.95 a month. You are also granted access to 12 bonus sites with your paid subscription. Some sites include: Fart Hammer, Tug Jobs, Boob Squad, Real Butts, Monsters of Cock and Big Tits Round Asses.
 

Yet another offering from the fine folk at Bang Bros., we are now given Mom’s Anal Adventure. This is yet another reality site that caters to two niches at once: MILFs and anal pounding. I found it hard to actually take the mom or MILF part to heart since most of the models were clearly non-MILF material. Unless of course they’ve already had kids at 20 or 25. Nowadays, that doesn’t seem all that strange. Kids are having kids. But that’s something you can find featured on 20/20, not here at Mom’s Anal Adventure.

I may seem a bit blasé by this review because I’ve seen this crap a hundred times before, and not just from the Bang Bros. network. There’s really no new angle to delve into. It’s straightforward anal banging bitches who all seem to be getting sodomized in the same fucking van you always see them getting banged in.

Most of the women are hot, but that’s obvious. But what sets Mom’s Anal Adventure apart from any other site featuring “older” ladies getting pounded up the poop chute? Not much. But what did you expect? Some of the leads quoting Shakespeare? Ain’t gonna happen.

You have your choice of fifteen or so mommies to choose from. You can view her pictures or see her getting fucked in the ass in movie format. All clips are available in MPEG and WMV formats. The quality isn’t bad. The picture quality, on the other hand, is atrocious. They are obviously vidcaps. But what else can they be? These moms are getting laid in a van… there’s already limited room for the performers. There’s no way they’re going to find room for a photographer.

The clips are around 30 minutes in length and will hog anywhere from 10 megs to 120 megs of space if you decide to download them in segments. If you want to take your time bashing your bishop instead of having a minute or less to do the deed, download the entire movie and take your time.

Conclusion

Yawn! Mom’s Anal Adventure is nothing to write to your mom about. The main page boasts exclusivity, which it is, and other words of wisdom like “Is That Your Mom” as a tagline. Not cool. I don’t want to think of my mom as a sexual being, let alone one getting reamed in the ass. Updates are almost non-existent and the content could be doubled or trebled for maximum membership exposure. It seems like the Bang Bros. network is riding on its bonus sites to help keep the memberships coming. But when sites like this are the main attraction, who cares what bonus content you receive? I want to see moms getting fucked in the ass… don’t give me Boob Squads and Tug Jobs to appease me. More moms, more anal and less bullshit, if you please.