The Wild West of Huge Breasts is Jugg Master.com’s tagline. I don’t remember seeing any horses or cattle prods or ten-gallon hats but I did witness some 10-gallon jugs, and not the kind you fill with water pumped from the communal town well. Pushing the art of alliteration to new heights, the site proclaims that March is Maria Moore Month: It’s March Mammary Madness with Maria. Wow, what a wicked way to win willing and wanton whackers. With a direct lift from the Man Show’s Juggy Dancers, Jugg Master offers its own JuggyVision where you can find flicks of chicks with huge tits flipping, flopping and flapping their gifts from the gods (and the doctor’s scalpel).

What else is offered for your paid membership? Milk-Laden Maidens for that funky milk-mustache; Passing the Bar for witnessing titties tied around poles (not your pole, actual poles); a Jugg’s-Eye View for getting up close and personal to some perky nips; King-Size Coconuts which shows models wrapping their juggs around palm trees. Who makes up this sick, twisted shit? I LOVE it!
 

Right from the start, I liked what I saw at Jugg Master.com. The site’s preview page is packed with babes available for clicking, downloading and viewing. You don’t just get thumbnails; you get actual blown up pictures of the babes you’ll eventually be paying for with a paid membership. So far, there were 44 exclusive models to choose from.

Navigation is easy and fun. Pass your mouse over a picture and it lights up with your chosen breast-pal. Choose Honey-Juggs for her 44GG. Yes, you read correctly. 44 fucking double G’s. Or maybe Samantha K is more your speed with her 46DD’s. Sasha and her 40J’s? We even have Alicia and her 34 D’s for you fearful of the milk-pillow smothering. Wimps!

All of this was still in the preview section. You also get a taste of the site’s comical links. As mentioned above, plus Tale of the Tape; mammary measuring, Stack a Rack; boobies Jenga-style and Mammary Returns; titties wrapped in gauze like a mummy. Most sites just hint at what’s in store for members. Jugg Master makes you feel you ARE a member and leaves the teasing for the competition.

Once I paid my dues, I was half-expecting to see just a fraction of what was offered in the preview page. To my surprise, the member page looks EXACTLY like the preview page, only stuffed to the gills with big-ass titty girls. There’s no bait and switch here, folks. You get just what you pay for.

The Dairy News greets members on the main page and showcases all the site’s updates and newsworthy news. In the preview section, you are given 2 snaps of each model. In the members’ section, you are greeted with 20 or more photo sets with dozens of pictures. The only negative note I have for this section is the awful Javascripting of the set options at the top of the page when you click on a set. You’re asked to choose a set and the links are extremely amateurish. Stuff I did my first day in web design class. Blindfolded. Fix it, boys. It makes your classy site a lot less classy. But getting back to the positive, in the picture section, you have a bunch of thumbnailed pics to your left which are easily scrollable and once you click on a pic, it’s shown in full-blown glory to the right.

For every picture set, there is an accompanying video. You can view it either in hi-resolution or low-resolution. Unless you have dial-up, stick with the high-res. All videos are downloadable. You can view some with QuickTime while others require Windows Media Player.

Now I usually discuss things for sale in a site at the end of my reviews because usually that’s where the link is for most sites, at the bottom of the page. For some odd reason, Jugg Master has seen it fit to place things to purchase directly under their Home page. Not a good idea. I don’t want to be asked to purchase anything until I check out the entire site. Most sites sell DVDs of the movies they already give their members access to download. Bras, DVDs, VHS’s and T-Shirts are all hawked here. Place the link a little lower… actually a lot lower. Don’t be shoving product placement in my face so soon.

Click on the Update section and the newest additions to the site are offered at a click of the mouse. You also have access to the site’s Bulletin Board which had me extremely bored after 5 long seconds of viewing. Choose JM Theme song and you are given the cheesiest, but genuinely funny theme and accompanied video promoting a site that I’ve seen in a long while. There’s a new sheriff in town, it seems. And she’s got the biggest set of chest guns I have ever seen. The Events link showcases big-booby events and competitions all over the country. You think Arnold had big pecs when he won Mr. Olympia gold? Check out the massive melons on these mammary queens who put the Governator to crying shame. Click on Theatre and you are given a look at the month’s chosen model, (in this case alliterate Maria). She’s playing with her rack and looks like she’s enjoying it.

Conclusion

There are some nifty flicks of chicks squeezing their tantalizing ta-tas and watching milk spew out or just looking at some big bitties and how they defy gravity. My main problem was the lack of actual sex. These chicks are going solo and very rarely peel everything off. Jugg Master is a titty site and mostly shows just that: titties. If you’re ok with that, you’ll enjoy the show. The site’s navigation is simple and the layout is great. If they just would include some actual bump-and-grinding into the mix, they might be able to reach a broader audience for their big-titted broads.