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Click here to visit Big Tit Patrol
Featuring exclusive content and fun-bags aplenty, Big Tit Patrol is a bountiful, bodacious, big-titted site. On the Beat for Big Busted Boobs, the site delivers on its tagline promise. 100% Naturally Big Breasted Sluts Waiting to be Fucked, the site also proclaims. For me, natural is great but silicone, when injected properly, is just as good and sometimes better.
Blondes, brunettes, redheads; Asians, Caucasians and African Americans… this site has a lineup of breasts spanning all colors, sizes and nationalities. What else can you expect to find inside with your paid membership? Movies, pictures and bonus sites up the wazoo: Teeny Bopper Club, Horny Spanish Flies, Bus Stop Whores, Please Bang My Wife and Pump That Ass to name but a few.
Trial access is limited, so don't waste your time with it.
There’s nothing quite like a site that caters to your big tit fantasies AND have luscious looking women behind them. Big Tit Patrol somehow manages to corral the hottest, thinnest chicks with the biggest breasts I’ve seen in a long while. More often than not, big titties, especially natural ones, come equipped with an equally big babe. Not here. Big Tit Patrol found the right mix of big and thin and hot and sweet.
Take Sammie for instance; she’s a natural 34D and blonde and thin as hell. Her ta-tas could probably benefit from a slight lift, but I won’t back down from the task of titty-fucking her if called to do so. How about Angela? She’s a natural 36DDD who enjoys pearl necklaces as much as the next big-busted babe. And she’s got a helluva body to go with it. In the movie she’s in, she’s too busy playing with her own breasts to worry about the guy she should be servicing. Not that it’s a bad thing… ‘cause it certainly ain’t.
The site is very well laid out and has thumbnails for each busty model. Some of the babes don’t have the biggest titties… there were more than a handful with 34C’s and D’s, but these chicks are so damn hot, you’d be hard-pressed to really fault the site for including them.
At last count, there were close to 50 busty models to choose from. Each model has close to 75 pictures to view. The resolution is good at 800X600 and most are clean and crisp. You also have access to a section entitled XXX Photos which allows you extra access to extra-saucy snaps. 40 galleries and counting for the XXX section.
Pictures aside, let’s get to the real business of movies. Yes, the movies are plentiful and long. You’re looking at close to 30 movies at an average length of a half-hour each. What’s the problem, you say? I’ll tell you… they are streamed and NOT downloadable. Which sucks. I hate having a site dictate when and where I can rub one out. Without the option of downloading movies, (so you can burn them to CD and bring them to work where you’re stuck pushing papers on a Sunday when everyone else is enjoying themselves free of the “man”) you have to poundi your pud right then and there.
The site allows for three connections with Windows Media Player: Low at 56K, Medium and 350K and High at 500K. Medium and high are pretty good while 56K will get you laughed at by your friends, family and neighbors for years to come.
The bonus sites that accompany your paid membership make the monthly fee pretty tolerable. Besides the sites mentioned above, you are granted access to 14 altogether. Some additional titles include: Barefoot Maniacs, Vanilla Teen Black Cream, Blind Date Bangers and The Big Swallow. Don’t forget your Live Sex Shows and Videos On Demand which are two big wastes of bandwidth. Free is never really free, now is it?
Conclusion:
Big Tit Patrol claims naturalness and exclusivity and scores big points for both. It also manages to make 34C sized titties actually seem big. It’s no trick; they use hot, thin models to show off there perky puppies. With the plethora of bonus sites available free with your paid membership. Unfortunately, the movies aren’t available for download which is a big no-no in my book. But with the quality of babes and sheer magnanimousness regarding the extra sites, Big Tit Patrol is exonerated and granted an honorable discharge.
Price : 3-day trial - $4.95 30 Days - $29.98
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