It’s always nice to know that some porn sites out there in cyberspace allow you to pay as you go and choose what you will instead of merely plunking down a chunk of change and getting stuff you never asked for. This is where PPV (Pay Per View) comes in handy. And Hot Movies.com will have you using your hand (and a vat of Vaseline) upon each visit. With close to 8000 movies (and counting), Hot Movies is the Lincoln Library equivalent of porn. The choices are limitless. You can search via film studio, fetish, actor, actress, age, color, creed and even by settings. When I say settings, I mean indoors/outdoors, office, kitchen, park bench or tanning bed. This place has got it all. You can also enjoy streaming rentals that last 48 hours or download DVD quality movies.
 

The site has every niche and fetish under the Tuscan sun, but is it enough to have you coming back for more? Perhaps, if you buy a big enough block of time. But let’s see how this PPV or PPM (Pay Per Minute) as the site likes to call itself actually works.

You first buy a block of time. You have many options to choose from:

10 minutes - $1.98
25 minutes - $4.95
60 minutes - $8.95
120 minutes - $14.95
200 minutes - $19.95
310 minutes - $29.95
415 minutes - $39.95
620 minutes - $49.95

Or you can rent a streaming movie for a 48 hour period for $5.95, 7 days for $7.95 or 30 days for $14.95.
Now, I’m not sure about your masturbatory habits, but 10 minutes just doesn’t do it for me. It takes me that long to find the Kleenex, prepare the Vaseline and find a comfortable position in my leather task chair before I can even begin the pud pounding session. 10 minutes? You need to see a sex therapist because if you can bash your bishop in 10 minutes or less, you’re in need of some help. Even 25 minutes isn’t enough. Why? Easy. There’s just too much variety. Too many things to see. Too many things to do. You become a serial streamer: always looking for a chick with bigger breasts, blonder hair, bigger butt, etc. You’re never satisfied. You might look at one clip, and then realize you can better spend your time on a different section.

I mean, how can you choose between flicks entitled MILFS from Mars and Barely 18 on Earth. Well, easy. If you like ‘em young, you stick with the Barely 18 series. If you prefer them aged to perfection, stick with the MILF and GILF galleries. But there are over 100 MILF/GILF flicks and even more of the Barely 18’ers. 10, 25 or even 60 minutes will not suffice. You need to purchase 120 minutes or more. But they go fast… especially if you’re a terminal channel surfer. It’s important to choose a movie beforehand and STICK WITH IT or the same series. Otherwise, you’re 15 or 20 bucks is burned in one session. And that ain’t right. Depending on your connection to the internet you may experience long buffer time between scenes. They do offer 56k streams for those of you on slow connections, but the image quality is reduced. Additionally, because this is streaming video, a lot depends on your connection speed. So be sure to have a broadband connection for the best experience.

Tonight is Indian night for me. Not the curry-filled food, but the chicks from East India… red dot on the forehead, turbans on their skulls. I will stick with that niche for my entire zucchini zapping session. And that’s the key. Don’t mosey over to Anal Gang Bangers from Western Australia or Russian Bimbettes from the Former USSR. Stick with the Indian babes. If you can’t, you’re sunk. And that is EXACTLY how Hot Movies makes its money. They entice you with Jen and Berry’s 51 zillion flavors of tits, ass and pussy because they know you’ll have trouble deciding. Maybe if you had a T1 ine or better, the buffering would be less obtrusive.

What other categories and sub-categories can you expect to uncover? Look below:

AGE: Older men/younger women
AGE: Older women/younger men
ALL GIRL: Group sex
ALL GIRL: Strapons
AMATEUR: Auditions
AMATEUR: Home made
ANAL: Double Anal
ANAL: Ass to Mouth
CLASSICS: 70s
CLASSICS: 80s
CLASSICS: Vintage
FETISH: Medical
FETISH: Oddities
FETISH: Transsexuals
FETISH: Waterports
GAY: Ethnic
GAY: Foreign
GONZO: Interracial

You get the picture…

Conclusion

The site has a plethora of picks of all kinds and every of fetish and niche imaginable. None of it is really unique since I’ve seen specific scenes on other sites that allow you to download and stream, but the sheer magnitude is impressive. So why would I recommend Hot Movies? Because it had Debbie Does Dallas in its repertoire. It also had most movies made with Heather Hunter, one of my favorite African American sweeties. Basically, if you’re looking for that hard to find flick that is no longer available in Betamax at your local Cockbuster (in the squeaky door section), log on for a 2 hour chunk for 15 bucks and stream away… or for half of that, rent the movie and stream it for 48 hours, or, go crazy and pay for the DVD download, IF it’s available. Either way, know what you’re getting yourself into.